So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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