How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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