Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
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May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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