found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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