Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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