Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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