David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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