Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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