Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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