Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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