i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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