I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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