i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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