his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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