Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
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I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize