i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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