"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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