You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?