you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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