have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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