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When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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