i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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