By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
