its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Randomize
