i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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