we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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