Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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