do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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