Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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