I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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