Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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