the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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