Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize
