ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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