It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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