thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Randomize
