I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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