Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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