Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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