But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i dont even know how to be here
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
