do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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