Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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