id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Well I just put wine in my tea
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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