we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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