big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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