Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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