Me too!
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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