Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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