Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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