Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Dick very happy bro