can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.