It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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