yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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