at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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