Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We're too hungover to prance.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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