it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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