i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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